Happy Uterus, Happy Life

The uterus truly is a remarkable organ, worthy of a gold version. It is the place where humans grow from a blob of cells to the collection of diversified tissue that we are. This organ works tirelessly each month to prepare for a new guest and then changes the sheets when no one appears. When it finally does get to host someone for 9 months, the uterus is able to expand 500 times its usual size to accommodate its guest. So, purchase this remarkable organ and wear it proudly. It also makes a great gift for gynecologists, gynecological surgeons, expecting mothers, and starry-eye pre-med students.

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